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*convos*

*these are some funny conversations i've had with some of my friends, well at least i think they're funny*

Lantz: you're a fucking weirdo. :-)

Lantz: you're just all giddy now because the universe is in place and you have a boyfriend

Lantz: paula can't exist without a man. :-)

chickndude728: yeah ok.

Lantz: just kidding :-)

chickndude728: why do you think i'm so hyper all the time? would i be with that without a boyfriend? the world may never know.

Lantz: that's true

Lantz: but I like my new shoes. :-)

chickNdude728: you're so random...but look who's talking

Lantz: I could use some new pillows though, mine are so fluff-less.

Lantz: yeah, exactly. :-)

Lantz: so I was at work today walking the dogs and oh would you come to my funeral if a fucking comet slammed into my house? suuuure...

chickNdude728: do you ahve a friend that like works at a pillow store so you can get 1 pillow and the ohter one free?

Lantz: um...no, but that would be *really* great

chickNdude728: are you gonna send me links to like pillow websites asking me wich one is better?

Lantz: do you have a friend that works at a crack store so that when you buy your crack you get even more for free?

chickNdude728: no i make my own...

 

Lantz: yes, I am. I'm going to go to www.paulaspillowoutlet.com right now

Lantz: I'm kind of tired

chickNdude728: me too.

chickNdude728: but how are you gonna sleep with un-fluffy pillows?

Lantz: let me tell you, it's not easy.

chickNdude728: i'm sure its now...i mean paulaspillowoutlet has a good selsction...and we have overday delivery..it owuld be overnight, but like if you can't sleep without good pillows, what would be the point?

Lantz: haha. that was very witty. :-)

chickNdude728: i have my moments.

 

Lantz: I'll razzle and dazzle that girl with my adidas shoes and my non-fluffy pillows

chickNdude728: haha

Lantz: you'll see, I'll be the king of the world, just like leonardo dicaprio in that one movie..

chickNdude728: fuck...what the hell was the name of that movie...the one with the ship right?

Lantz: yeah, some stupid ship.

Lantz: I think it was the love boat

 

Lantz: that movie is worth seeing again jus for kate winslet's boobs.

chickNdude728: haha...

Lantz: I always wanted a hot chick to pose nude for me so I could draw her :-)

chickNdude728: yeah...me too...

chickNdude728: i mean...

chickNdude728: i'm gonna go to sleep...

chickNdude728: on my fluffy pillows...

Lantz: uh huh                                                                                                                          

Lantz: ok, talk to you tomorrow or whenever. good night                                             

chickNdude728: :-) good night.                                                                                             

Lantz: fuck you and your fluffy pillows. :-)

 

Lantz: I actually forgot all about that.  I have to go buy vitamins today so the pillows will have to wait

chickNdude728: yeah i mean god forbid you buy vitamins AND pillows in the same day...

chickNdude728: that would just be too out of line.                                                          

Lantz: have you forgotten that I no longer have a job?

Lantz: which means no income coming in...which means I need to strrrrreeeetccch the money I have so I don't go broke

chickNdude728: so make a pillow...be creative...

Lantz: sure, let me go kill a few ducks and I'll make a feather pillow

Lantz: how creatively can I kill them?

 

Lantz: alright, so yeah, I definitely decided I'm not going to that show
tomorrow.  unless my friend wants to go and he drives.  :-)

chickNdude728: i'm not going either

Lantz: how come?

chickNdude728: cuz it's on a thursday and it's not a show that's a big deal

Lantz: I bet you're doing something with seteve on thursday                                           

Lantz: cause it's not like you to say "oh, it's on a thursday, so I
don't have to go."  :-)

Lantz: steve, even

chickNdude728: i'm not going out with steve on thursday

Lantz: mmhmm

Lantz: no, maybe you're "staying in."  *winkwinknudge*

chickNdude728: i really am                                                                                                    

Lantz: yes, "staying in" with steve.  *winkwinknudge*

chickNdude728: nope.

 
chickNdude728: i gave in to this stupid webjournal fad

Lantz: haha.  I'll never do that.

chickNdude728: that's what i said to

chickNdude728: o

Lantz: yes, but I have a stronger will than you do.  :-)

chickNdude728: whatever

Lantz: my bass player has one of those webjournal things

Lantz: I'm not the type of person to want to tell people things so I
doubt I'll give into it

chickNdude728: brb

Lantz: ok

Auto response from chickNdude728: smoking a cigarette....trying to
quit...but not really.

Lantz: and that's why I have a stronger will than you do.  cause I don't
smoke.  ;-)

 

Lantz: you dirty little girl.  go to church.  :-)

chickNdude728: cuz i've had sex before?

chickNdude728: sorry

Lantz: I'm just fucking with you.  jesus.  :-)

chickNdude728: i'm so not being serious either...ok dr gonzo?

chickNdude728: JESUS!

Lantz: haha

Lantz: I need to know, yeah I need to know (how big pachi's cock is) JESUS!

 

Lantz: I'm still working on this chocolate cake...

chickNdude728: are you still working on #5 too?

Lantz: nah, I took a break from that

Lantz: I am, however, working on your mom

Lantz: OHHHHHHHHH


 

Lantz: HAHA

Lantz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lantz: HASHGSADGJ#W$HASDHASD()DGUSA(HUTG(TWHG


Lantz: :-)

chickNdude728: that last one wasn't a laugh there buddy.

Lantz: it was a really psychotic laugh that's difficult to translate
into typing

Lantz: let's try this again

chickNdude728: yeah well that wasn't a good try.

chickNdude728: take 2!

chickNdude728: and...action!

Lantz: no, I was talking about the air hockey game.  :-)

chickNdude728: yeah...umm...me too...

 

Lantz: SHIT.  this little bitch on #4...why can't I get past her?  :

Lantz: :-)

chickNdude728: haha

Lantz: stop laughing at me paula.  :-)

chickNdude728: hahahahahaahahahahahah

chickNdude728: haha

chickNdude728: hahahaha

chickNdude728: hahah

chickNdude728: ha

chickNdude728: hah

chickNdude728: ok i'm done :-)

 

Brandon: i give you sucky sucky 5 dolla

chickNdude728: 4.50

Brandon: ok!

 

chickndude728: i have 90 words left

chickndude728: in essence, the conclusion

chickndude728: fuck i'm beginning to type like i'm typing up the paper.

Lantz: um, I have to eat and go to the bookstore and buy paper but then I have to come back here cause I've got homework and stuff. sooo...an hour or so? maybe an hour and a half?

chickndude728: ok

Lantz: in essence, my name is paula correa and this is just one aspect of the figment of my imagination

 

chickndude728: you find you're new favorite song every 3 days

Steve: I know I do, that's cuz I always find somethin heavier

chickndude728: haha

chickndude728: i'm gonna make a tape...and like just scream really loud and have drums going nonstop and like the guitar on some really aheavy distortion

chickndude728 : and send it to you...and name it like serenity or something

Steve: hahaha

chickndude728: and then it'll be your new favorite song

Steve: hahahaha

 

Lantz: hey

Chickndude728: this is not paula this is her man

Lantz: I didn't know paula had a man

Lantz: what's your name?

Chickndude728: large genitals man

Chickndude728: yours?

Lantz: small genitals boy.  need a sidekick?

Chickndude728: yes I do we can go on a mission to fill up lonely tacos with
genital fluids


Chickndude728: in the words of my dogg dmx "i got blood on my dick 'cause i
fucked a corpse"

Lantz: I think that's in the bible too.  somewhere in the back.